Meaty

Hey kids!! Don't eat meat, eat us!!

Helllo ladies, so nice of you to join me for another edition of “I Should Be Studying, But…”!

Today we’ll be talking about vegetarianism and how saying the words “eating meat” make me giggle like a schoolgirl!! Yes, I own a timeshare in the gutter, so my mind spends most of its free time there.

But I digress. As most of you know, I rarely eat meat. This is due to my distrust of the food industry in general, as well as the nasty tidbits of information I’ve garnered about the meat and dairy practices in particular. Not to offend, but my dislike of meat has more to do with taste and environmental issues than it does with any ethical issues I have with eating animals. I am not a heartless witch; I just don’t have a particular affinity for cows, or pigs, or chickens…or really any animals. I’m that awkward chick who nervously giggles when your dogs jump on me. Animals just aren’t my cup o’tea.

However, the food industry in the U.S. is OUT OF CONTROL!!

There is so much crap in meat besides the meat, it’s insane. Hormones, antibiotics, Neu5Gc (a sugar molecule found in red meat that has shown up in cancerous human tumors), toxins and pathogens…the list goes on. And the FDA is a giant useless pile of fecal matter. They will approve pretty much anything for human consumption. So don’t trust food labels. Labels mean nothing.

Papa don’t preach, but if you want to learn more you should read these books:

~The Great American Detox Diet
~Food, Inc
~Skinny Bitch
~The Kind Diet

So, what was I doing eating a heaping greasy pile of mall Chinese food last week??

I’m anemic and I was feeling faint…back off!

I’m not perfect, and I’m sure I’ll screw up now and again, but I know how awesome I feel when I’m not eating any meat and I want that all the time. I never wanted to be that annoying chick that doesn’t eat meat…or dairy…snivel. But after I ate that Chinese hot mess, my stomach paid the price…hard core. It’s either all or nothing now, because when you go that long without meat and then try to sneak attack your stomach, you lose.

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