I promised a friend that I would blog about this most red-faced moment of shame. Here on the base we have little convenience stores called C-stores. They get very busy at lunch time with these guys: After dropping my peanut butter off at pre-school, I was forced to stop at the C-Store for some of [...]
Archive for January, 2010
The Walk of Shame
Posted in 1 on January 28, 2010 | 5 Comments »
Man Eater
Posted in 1 on January 27, 2010 | 6 Comments »
I am taking an eye-opening class this semester called “Gender and the Criminal Justice System”. As we’re still in the beginning phase of the course, the professor has focused mainly on how gender is viewed in our society. It’s fascinating…seriously. She basically shows slide after slide of mainstream advertising, stuff like this: Is this chick [...]
Fatigues, or “Fatty Gays” as the French Say.
Posted in 1 on January 25, 2010 | 5 Comments »
This has been a long week, and I approach today’s blog with some apprehension, as my laptop keyboard is playing some sort of twisted game with me. There is a delay with certain buttons, and others I have to press repeatedly before the letter appears. This forces me to type reeeeally slowly, with ample backspacing. [...]
And So It Begins…
Posted in 1 on January 21, 2010 | 2 Comments »
The semester is now in full swing, leaving me little time for creative endeavours. During the semester I don’t allow myself to read any good books (it’s too distracting), and often after writing mind-numbing law essays, I simply don’t have any juice left for blogging. If I were exceptionally good at anything else, I would [...]
Bad Dreams
Posted in 1 on January 17, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Yes, it’is 5:40am and I’ve been up for about 3 hours…lovely. I heard from Dan last night, which usually puts me in a state of relative contentment for the rest of the day. However, last night my brain was not cooperating. This one’s for all you dream analyzers out there. Bust out your dream dictionaries [...]
Veggie Pizza and Chunky Monkeys
Posted in 1 on January 14, 2010 | 3 Comments »
I made the best veggie pizza ever tonight. It was like a party in my mouth. I bought the prepackaged thin pizza crust and added the following: Newman’s Own Marinara Sauce ( I looooove this stuff.) fresh chopped spinach chopped red onion sliced mushrooms cherry tomatos, halved shredded mozzarella cheese crumbled blue cheese Not only [...]
The Soul Has Been Drained From My Body
Posted in 1 on January 13, 2010 | 5 Comments »
Ever have those days when you find yourself staring at nothing and zoning out of all conversations? Today is one of those days. I feel like all my sharp wit, enthusiasm and humor has been drained out of me, and I’m left a hollow shell of my former self. Maybe it’s that $458 I spent [...]
Car Lights and Spousal Support
Posted in 1 on January 10, 2010 | 4 Comments »
As I was driving home from church today I looked down and suddenly my heart dropped. A new light had popped up on my dash. Why can’t there be good lights that pop on?? Like, “Great Driving!” or “You look smokin’ hot today!”. No, they always mean something bad. This light was a red exclamation [...]
Holy Elvis
Posted in 1 on January 10, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Well, I just got back from a night out, and things got pretty crazy. I feel so bad. Yes, I slept with somebody. Don’t judge me…what else am I supposed to do with a six foot tall cardboard cutout of Elvis? I bought this Elvis for the party I hosted for what would have been [...]
BEWARE!! Melodrama to Follow:
Posted in 1 on January 5, 2010 | 5 Comments »
I am feeling very off today. Very emo, like I should have worn skinny jeans and tousled my hair. But seriously, the best word to describe how I’m feeling is empty. I know, dramatic. But it’s true. I don’t like to think about anything happening to Dan, but when I do let myself think about [...]
